face fungus

face fungus

A beard; stubble. Ugh, I'm not a fan of all that face fungus—give me a clean-shaven guy any day.
See also: face, fungus
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

(face) fungus

n. whiskers; a beard. If John would shave off that face fungus, he’d look a lot better.
See also: face, fungus
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • fungus
  • get face
  • chew face
  • eat face
  • face on
  • face on(to) (something)
  • bag your face
  • Bag your face!
  • get out of face
  • get out of one's face
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In fact, rather than his static display I became increasingly fascinated by his beard, no longer a trendy goatee but now a full on ginger face fungus of the kind beloved of geography teachers and heavily-tattooed bass players in American grunge bands.
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There is usually a goatee or some other form of stylized face fungus. He is adorned with beads, shells, crystals or other lame, dangling ornaments.
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Vain Webster has told pals he thinks his face fungus - as our artists show right - makes him look "more distinguished".
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Lady Thatcher (crowned Tory leader 25 years ago last Friday) hated beards and in the current Cabinet Peter Mandelson, Geoff Hoon, Alistair Darling and Stephen Byers all shaved off face fungus. So is Glasgow Pollock MP Ian Davidson heading for higher things after losing his moustache?
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