'This Will Kill You' plastered across a packet of Silk Cut has never stopped smokers sucking on a
cancer stick.
Libbers v livers
The tobacco industry got away with selling
cancer sticks for years, so why shouldn't the farmers be allowed to carry on selling beef on the bone, beef off the bone, beef off the spleen, beef off the abbatoir floor...I mean, they've got to make a killing - sorry, a living - haven't they?
Time for beef farmers to stop squealing..
I'm usually a nicotine-free zone, but find myself in solidarity with the huddled masses - those refugees from fagless offices who shiver outside, clutching
cancer sticks.
Passion isn't like a pizza!; Why sex sizzles better at home
All that marred this passionate scene was the pair of
cancer sticks poking out of their fists.
Kevan Furbank's column: Thanks, butt no
Prior to running for the Tory leadership, Ken Clarke was in Vietnam, encouraging the people of that poor, undeveloped country to develop a taste for sucking on
cancer sticks. Why?
Tony Parsons column: Ken's cuddly act goes up in smoke
For years cigarettes have been called "
cancer sticks" and "lung busters".
Sue Carroll Column: A Clear Smoke Signal
On the face of it, substantially raising the cost of
cancer sticks sounds like a perfectly reasonable attempt to encourage smokers to quit.
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Surely the sacrifice of stubbing out the
cancer sticks is far outweighed by the anticipation of one day being a doting Grandpa Shields?
Foote&Mouth: Give it up for grandkids
Well, apparently Jack Osbourne is too scared to tell his dad that he likes taking the odd puff on the
cancer sticks. It seems that the mouthy Osbourne, with the unfortunate Afro hair, has gone all chicken on us.
GONE ALL CHICKEN
On this duty free island, 200
cancer sticks will cost you less than pounds 7.
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CIGARETTES aren't called
cancer sticks for nothing.
IRISH DAILY Mirror COMMENT: Help stub out cancer risk
APART from chucking in the
cancer sticks, we reckon Mel B's New Year's resolution should be to find herself a decent hairdresser.
3am: Mel B's look really sucks
She cheerfully called them
cancer sticks, but made the educated choice and the old girl did have a BSc that she preferred to keep on puffing.
JOAN BURNIE PAGE
AND while Kate was stocking up on
cancer sticks, her other half looked as though he was preparing to for a swift exit...
3am: ..and Pete's ready to pack his bags
If you are, love, you'd better give up those
cancer sticks quick smart...
3am: Puff luck, Brit