bald as a coot

bald as a coot

Totally bald. My father had long hair as a teen, but now he's bald as a coot.
See also: bald, coot
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

*bald as a coot

 and *bald as a baby's backside
completely bald. (*Also: as ~.) If Tom's hair keeps receding like that, he'll be bald as a coot by the time he's thirty. Fred: Now, I'll admit my hair is thinning a little on the top, butJane: Thinning? You're not thinning, you're as bald as a baby's backside!
See also: bald, coot
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.

as bald as a coot

completely bald.
The coot (Fulica atra) has a broad white shield extending up from the base of its bill. The history of the word bald is somewhat obscure, but analogies with other northern European languages suggest a connection with the idea of ‘having a white patch or streak’.
See also: bald, coot
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

(as) bald as a ˈcoot

having no hair on your head at all: Why did you buy him a hairbrush? He’s as bald as a coot!
A coot is a black bird with a white patch on its forehead that lives on or near water.
See also: bald, coot
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary
See also:
  • as bald as a coot
  • be as bald as a coot
  • coot
  • (as) bald as a baby's backside
  • bald
  • backside
  • bald as a coot/billiard ball
  • bald-headed hermit
  • bald-headed mouse
  • on someone's
References in periodicals archive
Blokes tend to fall into one of two categories - those who don't give a hoot about being bald as a coot and those who shed a tear for every falling follicle.
According to Duncan Smith, the PM's barnet looks like "teased Weetabix" and he, too, will soon be bald as a coot.
FIVE foot five and bald as a coot, TV magician Paul Daniels may seem an unlikely sex symbol.
"In fact, I find that women don't seem to mind you being bald, and if you have good self-confidence it doesn't matter if you are as bald as a coot."
Q WheRe does the expression "bald as a coot" come from?
Another couple of years and he'll be bald as a coot.
And screen stars Bruce Willis, Star Trek's Patrick Stewart and 007 heartthrob Sean Connery are all as bald as a coot.