don't make me laugh

don't make me laugh

A humorous response to a statement that one thinks is ridiculous or highly improbable, as if it were a joke. A: "Monica is coming to the meeting tonight, right?" B: "Don't make me laugh—she hasn't been to one all year."
See also: laugh, make
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

Don't make me laugh!

That is a stupid suggestion! You a judge? Don't make me laugh! Don't make me laugh. Tom could never do that.
See also: make
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.

don't make me laugh

INFORMAL
People say don't make me laugh when they think that something they have been told is foolish or wrong. Claire, a poisoner? Don't make me laugh — she was just a lousy cook.
See also: laugh, make
Collins COBUILD Idioms Dictionary, 3rd ed.

don't make me laugh

don't say such ridiculous things. informal
See also: laugh, make
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

don’t make me ˈlaugh

(spoken) used to show that you think what somebody has just said is impossible or stupid: ‘Will your dad lend you the money?’ ‘Don’t make me laugh!’
See also: laugh, make
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

Don’t make me laugh!

exclam. That is a stupid suggestion! Don’t make me laugh. Tom could never do that.
See also: make
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
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  • (Don't ask me,) I just work here.
  • (Don't ask me,) I only work here.
  • in the unlikely event of
  • in the unlikely event of (something)