cream one’s jeans

cream (one's) jeans

1. vulgar slang Literally, to experience an orgasm in one's pants.
2. vulgar slang To be or become very sexually aroused. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off.
3. vulgar slang By extension, to be overcome by excitement or delight. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream your jeans. It's just a candy bar. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.
See also: cream, jean
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

cream one’s jeans

verb
See cream in one’s pants
See also: cream, jean
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • cream
  • cream (one's) jeans
  • cream jeans
  • cream your jeans
  • jean
  • cream one’s pants
  • cream (one's) pants
  • whank off
  • pecker slap