cream jeans

cream (one's) jeans

1. vulgar slang Literally, to experience an orgasm in one's pants.
2. vulgar slang To be or become very sexually aroused. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off.
3. vulgar slang By extension, to be overcome by excitement or delight. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream your jeans. It's just a candy bar. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.
See also: cream, jean
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

cream (one's) jeans

/panties Vulgar Slang
To be excited or delighted about something.
See also: cream, jean
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition.
See also:
  • cream
  • cream (one's) jeans
  • cream one’s jeans
  • cream your jeans
  • jean
  • cream one’s pants
  • cream (one's) pants
  • whank off
  • pecker slap
References in periodicals archive
CREAM JEANS WITH FLORAL PRINT DETAIL PS109 TED BAKER @ HOUSE OF FRASER TURQUOISE SHIRT WITH CRISS–CROSS SHOULDER DETAIL PS14 @ PRIMARK CREAM MESH CUT–OUT LACE–UP WEDGED BOOTS PS50 @ RIVER ISLAND
EVEN skinnies have been flowered up - these Ted Baker women's summer blossom printed cream jeans are PS109 at Van Mildert, right.
Moonea, dressed in a blue shortsleeved shirt, cream jeans and flipflops concentrated on each speaker throughout yesterday's hearing, at one point smiling widely as the prosecution and defence teams clashed.
At the time, he wore a blue/grey fleece jacket, cream jeans and dark training shoes.
Grey draped top, pounds 45@French Connection, Cream jeans, pounds 39@Zara, Suede shoes, pounds 55@Zara, Leaf necklace, pounds 10 @Miss Selfridge, Gold cuff, pounds 6@Accessorize
He was wearing a woolly hat, cream jeans and a dark jacket.
PICTURE TWO: A tall, dark-haired man wearing a pale-coloured jacket and making a gesture, a shorter man wearing a purple jacket with white lapels and cream jeans, and a balding man wearing a blue top.
He wore a blue T-shirt and cream jeans or jogging bottoms.
In the film, Stagg wears the same clothes - black leather jacket and pale, cream jeans - as on the original date.
My scarf was from Whitby, my black jacket was pounds 7.50 in the sale at Asda and my cream jeans were about pounds 12 at Primark.
Baby Sophie is described as having dark, wavy hair and was last seen wearing a cream John Rocha top with rustycoloured flowers, cream jeans with pink flowers and pink Doodles shoes.
Pink jumper dress, pounds 35 @ Miss Selfridge; cream jeans, pounds 34.99 @ River Island; shoes, pounds 20 @ New Look; cream top, pounds 30 @ Topshop; 3.
The second man had a crew cut hair style, and he was wearing baggy cream jeans.
He was wearing a creamknitted wooly jumper, cream jeans and was referred to as Tyson during the attack.
The robber was white, aged 16 to 20, and wore a red Spray Way hooded jacket and cream jeans.