awkward

(as) awkward as a cow on a crutch

Very clumsy or uncoordinated. When my toddler was first learning to walk, she was awkward as a cow on a crutch. He'll never make the basketball team—he's as awkward as a cow on a crutch.
See also: awkward, cow, crutch, on

(as) awkward as a cow on roller skates

Very clumsy or uncoordinated. When my toddler was first learning to walk, she was as awkward as a cow on roller skates. He'll never make the basketball team—he's awkward as a cow on roller skates.
See also: awkward, cow, on, roller, skate

an awkward customer

A troublesome person. I don't want Joe to join the club, he's just such an awkward customer.
See also: awkward, customer

awkward age

The period between childhood and adulthood, which many find to be the most difficult to navigate emotionally. I always cringe when I look back at the stuff I wrote during my awkward age, so full of angst and self-importance.
See also: age, awkward

awkward squad

A group of individuals within a unit or organization who do not cooperate, accept change, or act in the group's interest, either deliberately or due to incompetence. This awkward squad of senators is causing headaches for both parties.
See also: awkward, squad

place (one) in an awkward position

To cause one to be in a situation or scenario that could prove to be embarrassing or damaging to one's reputation, career, relationship with someone else, etc. Because I'm good friends with both Jack and Jenny, their breakup places me in a really awkward position. I hope you realize that it will place us in an awkward position if you decide to leave the company right now.
See also: awkward, place, position

put (one) in an awkward position

To cause one to be in a situation or scenario that could prove to be embarrassing or damaging to one's reputation, career, relationship with someone else, etc. Because I'm such good friends with both Jack and Jenny, their breakup puts me in a really awkward position. I hope you realize that it will put us in an awkward position if you decide to leave the company right now.
See also: awkward, position, put
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

*awkward as a cow on a crutch

 and *awkward as a cow on roller skates
very clumsy or off balance. (*Also: as ~.) When Lulu was overweight, she was awkward as a cow on a crutch. Tom will never be a gymnast. He's as awkward as a cow on roller skates!
See also: awkward, cow, crutch, on

*bull in a china shop

Prov. a very clumsy creature in a delicate situation. (*Typically: as awkward as ~; like ~.) I never know what to say at a funeral. I feel like a bull in a china shop, trampling on feelings without even meaning to. Lester felt like a bull in a china shop; reaching for an orange, he made several elaborate pyramids of fruit tumble down.
See also: bull, china, shop

place someone in an awkward position

Fig. to put someone in an embarrassing or delicate situation. Your decision places me in an awkward position. I'm afraid I have put myself in sort of an awkward position.
See also: awkward, place, position

put someone in an awkward position

to make a situation difficult for someone; to make it difficult for someone to evade or avoid acting. Your demands have put me in an awkward position. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid I've put myself in sort of an awkward position.
See also: awkward, position, put
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.

bull in a china shop

An extremely clumsy person, as in Her living room, with its delicate furniture and knickknacks, made him feel like a bull in a china shop . The precise origin for this term has been lost; it was first recorded in Frederick Marryat's novel, Jacob Faithful (1834).
See also: bull, china, shop
The American Heritage® Dictionary of Idioms by Christine Ammer.

the awkward age

adolescence.
See also: age, awkward

the awkward squad

a squad composed of recruits and soldiers who need further training.
Shortly before his death Robert Burns is reported to have said, ‘Don't let the awkward squad fire over me’. Nowadays, the expression is often used to refer to a group of people who are regarded as tiresome or difficult to deal with.
See also: awkward, squad
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

the ˈawkward age

the period when some young people have difficulties as they approach adult life: ‘Gary seems such a quiet boy.’ ‘Oh, he’s just at that awkward age — he’ll soon grow out of it.’
See also: age, awkward
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

bull in a china shop

Clumsily destructive. An early written example of the expression appeared in Frederick Marryat's 1834 novel, Jacob Faithful , although the image of a bull wrecking havoc as he wandered among tables and shelves of fine porcelain can be traced a century earlier. The expression can also be found in several European languages, although the animal in question is an elephant. In 1940, an American press agent led a bull through a New York City china shop as a publicity stunt. The bull didn't break anything, but a bystander trying to avoid the bull backed into a table and caused the damage.
See also: bull, china, shop
Endangered Phrases by Steven D. Price
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  • (as) awkward as a cow on roller skates
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References in periodicals archive
Benetti walks with an unusual gait and has what he describes in the first "Awkward Moments" video as eyes "that go in totally different directions," giving him "the world's best peripheral vision." But he said cerebral palsy affects him less than it does many others, who might use wheelchairs to get around or assistive technology to communicate.
er It's a long standing truth that from hard times comes fine art and Awkward Annie bore testimony to that.
I think when you've talked about it, you won't feel so awkward and you'll hopefully be able to move on.
The awkward moment between the two was made even worse when Trump suddenly stopped dead in his tracks right in front of the monarch.
In the 2000s, the term we use more often in the US is 'awkward' instead of nerd, but somehow being awkward became a source of pride and something to be celebrated.
But everything goes a bit wrong when Kush arrives and makes a huge, extremely awkward, announcement to everyone.
In their study, scientists from the University of California, Irvine (UCI) found that smartphones act as security blankets to help people feel at ease during awkward moments.
The Awkward Rewards Club is a multi-tiered rewards program designed to help customers earn up to 25 percent off their favorite shirts, hoodies, mugs and more.
They requested the citizens and shopkeepers to follow rules for the implementation of orders.Traffic Superintendent of Police Malik Javed Ahmed Khan said that on the orders of CM Bizenjo to correct the cars parked in awkward positions and remove motorcycles standing on footpaths the crackdown had started.
Synopsis: "The Awkward Ozarker" is the witty, wise, and heart-warming memoir of Blant Hurt, a fifty-something flatlander with urban sensibilities, who buys a ratty weekend cabin up in the dark heart of the Ozark Mountains.
Summary: "That's awkward." This surely was the response of many viewers watching the chaotic, ill-moderated GOP debate Wednesday night.
Jason Middleton, Documentary's Awkward Turn: Cringe Comedy and Media Spectatorship (Routledge Research in Cultural and Media Studies), New York, NY: Routledge, 2013, 186 pp., $116.62 (hardcover).
An abridged account about an Antarctic avian, affirmed awkward at ambulation, apt, avid and adroit at aquatic aviation.
The Liberal Democrat leader admitted that he found sitting alongside David Cameron during the Commons clashes "awkward".
The actress reminisced with "The Tonight Show'' host about their encounter at Fallon's New York apartment in an "awkward'' interview this week.