crap

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crap

1. verb, vulgar slang To defecate. The medicine is helping with the pain, but it makes me crap like crazy!
2. verb, vulgar slang To defecate while in or wearing (something). I couldn't reach a toilet in time and ended up crapping my pants. She was so drunk that she crapped the bed in her sleep.
3. noun, vulgar slang Feces. Your dog took a crap on my lawn again, Jerry!
4. noun, rude slang Something utterly untrue or wildly exaggerated. Don't give me that crap, Tom. I know you've been taking money from the register. Her entire speech was just a load of crap from start to finish.
5. noun, rude slang Ridiculous nonsense. Used to express frustration, exasperation, or disgust. You mean we have to come in to work on Saturday, too? God, what a bunch of crap! This is crap! The teacher marked me down a whole letter grade just because I used 14-point font on my essay.
6. noun, rude slang Useless, worthless, or undesirable items. I've got so much crap cluttering up my office right now. Will you please go up and clear all that crap out of the attic this weekend? I can't believe they charged $20 for this crap. It broke after less than a week!
7. noun, rude slang Something harmful to a person, such as drugs or chemicals. How long has Tom been using that crap? We've got to get him into rehab! You don't want to know how much crap they put into the processed food we buy.
8. noun, rude slang The smallest or most trivial amount possible; anything at all. Used in negative constructions. I bought this thing for $500 when it first came out, but it isn't worth crap now. He doesn't know crap about managing a store, so why the hell did they put him in charge? I don't give a crap if he's busy—get him on the phone right now, Karen!
9. noun, rude slang Completely worthless or unenjoyable. What a crap play. The writing was awful, the acting was atrocious, and it was so boring that I nearly fell asleep halfway through!
10. interjection, rude slang Used to express sudden panic, anger, irritation, or exasperation. A: "I think the boss found out about the missing money." B: "Crap. What am I going to do?" Oh, crap—the motor has burnt out on this mower again! Crap, I left the oven on at home! I have to go!

crapped

1. Exhausted. I had a long day at work, and I'm crapped—any chance we can do dinner tomorrow night instead?
2. Dead. Hold on, the batteries in the remote are crapped, so we're stuck on this channel for now.
See also: crap
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

crap

1. n. dung; feces. (Often used as a milder replacement for shit. Usually objectionable.) There’s dog crap on my lawn!
2. in. to defecate. (Usually objectionable.) Your dog crapped on my lawn!
3. n. nonsense; lies. (see also BS.) Stop talking crap and get serious!
4. n. junk; shoddy merchandise. Send this crap back. I won’t pay for it!

crapped

verb
See crapped out
See also: crap
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See:
  • (as) rare as rocking horse crap
  • and crap
  • be full of crap
  • beat the crap out of (someone)
  • crap
  • crap (one's) pants
  • crap around
  • crap list
  • crap on (someone or something)
  • crap on about (something)
  • crap out
  • crap up
  • craphouse
  • crap-list
  • crapped
  • crapped out
  • crapshoot
  • cut the comedy
  • cut the crap
  • Cut the crap!
  • Do bears crap in the woods?
  • Does a bear crap in the woods?
  • don't crap where you eat
  • eat crap
  • full of crap
  • get the crap kicked out of (someone)
  • holy crap
  • holy crap on a cracker
  • kick the crap out of (someone)
  • load of crap
  • piece of crap
  • pile of crap
  • scare the crap out of (one)
  • shoot the bull
  • shoot the crap
  • take a crap
  • the crap out of
  • throw the bull
  • throw the bull (around)
  • throw the crap
  • You scared the hell out of me
References in periodicals archive
Consider using an online bank, since most don't have minimum balance requirements or account fees and they'll let you name the account almost anything you'd like (although anything stronger than the word "crap" might get you a "tut tut -- let's keep it clean" auto-response from the bank).
How to build your 'Oh, crap!' fund
I am the figurehead of Crap Towns and if I visit and the book is proved wrong, then that's bad for me but good for Nuneaton.
Author agrees to MP's invite after book brands town 'crap'
Tweet: MP Aidan Burley, left, called the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony 'leftie crap'
MP 'MISUNDERSTOOD' OPENING CEREMONY; Fellow Tory criticises politician for 'leftie crap' jibe
He fixed me with an expression that was a blend of disdain and disbelief, then barked: "Yam full of crap, yam am."
Baggies boing boing but Wolves fans are booing booing
Gareth added: "Crap days out are part of what British people are."
WHAT WE HATED TO DO ON OUR HOLIDAYS; Affectionate view of tourism
But he sealed his ignoble departure from the helm of his family business when, during a speech to the Institute of Directors in 1991, he derided the cut-price jeweller's products as "total crap".
Indomitable Ratner returns as Sultan of Bling; BACKGROUND In association with lloydstsb.com/corporatemarkets
The classic book he co-authored with Charles Weingarten, Teaching as a Subversive Activity, (Delacorte Press, 1969) discusses crap detection as fundamental to learning.
Education's place for debate: introducing The Pulse
According to Labour MP Harry Cohen, the Deputy Prime Minister said Bush had been "crap" on the Middle East road map and was just a "cowboy with his Stetson on".
Slur on Bush is denied
He fondly anticipates an upcoming trip to Cuba, for example, writing that he's eager to visit before Castro dies and the country is "flooded with American consumer crap. "At one point, he writes that there's little difference between the line to get a burger at the Moscow McDonald's and the lines to get government-issued food in the former Soviet Union.
Curb your enthusiasms: moralists left and right want to control your carnal desires
A new book aims to help change the image of Luton, a town in southeast England, after it featured in a list of "crap towns" last year.
Book aims to change "crap" image of Luton
Also, as honorary life president of the Amrullah Appreciation Society (international branch), I must take exception to his description of our hero as ``champion crap horse''.
Letter: Meld also a triple crown heroine
NOT that he's one for humble pie but you wonder if Roy Keane might retract his 'You were a crap player, you're a crap manager' rant at Mick McCarthy now?
GORDON WADDELL: Roy loses crap game
Live Aid supremo Bob Geldof is sick of the "crap" of charity records in the campaign against Third World poverty, he admitted yesterday.
No more Mr Nice Guy
WHILE reading about Rhodri Giggs this week, this column got thinking about crap brothers who failed to live up to a famous name.
In Off The Post: CRAP BROTHERS. . .WHO? AH -- Joel Cantona
Though there are usually many varieties of crap cluttering my brain, I started thinking about crap as a word only after visiting my old friend Darrell and his family.
Holy crapola!