(as) useless as tits on a boar hog

(as) useless as tits on a boar hog

vulgar slang Ineffectual; pointless. Hey, thanks for the broken wrench—it's as useless as tits on a boar hog.
See also: boar, hog, on, tit, useless
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • (as) useless as tits on a nun
  • nun
  • (as) worthless as tits on a boar (hog)
  • (as) useless as tits on a bull
  • tits on a boar hog
  • (as) useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
  • in hog heaven
  • whole hog, the/to go
  • accommodating
  • as accommodating as a hog on ice