(as) useful as tits on a bull
(as) useful as tits on a bull
vulgar slang Utterly ineffectual, worthless, or unnecessary. Primarily heard in Australia. Hey, thanks for the broken wrench—it's as useful as tits on a bull. I know next to nothing about computers, so I'd be useful as tits on a bull trying to figure out what's wrong with your laptop.
See also: bull, on, tit, useful
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
- (as) useless as tits on a bull
- (as) worthless as tits on a boar (hog)
- (as) useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
- useless
- tits on a boar hog
- (as) useless as tits on a nun
- nun
- (as) useless as tits on a boar hog
- get on (one's) tits
- get on someone's tits