buff the muffin
buff the muffin
vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"
See also: buff, muffin
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
- muffin
- fap it
- beat the meat
- beat your meat
- beat (one's) meat
- beat one’s meat
- beat the bishop
- bash the bishop
- beat the dummy
- pud