buff the muffin

buff the muffin

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"
See also: buff, muffin
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • muffin
  • fap it
  • beat the meat
  • beat your meat
  • beat (one's) meat
  • beat one’s meat
  • beat the bishop
  • bash the bishop
  • beat the dummy
  • pud