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ass

1. vulgar slang The buttocks. She told the man he had a fine ass as she walked past him. Someone grabbed my ass in the dark.
2. vulgar slang The anus. I'm never eating spicy food again. Seriously, it felt like I had fire coming out of my ass the next day!
3. vulgar slang A person regarded as an object of sexual satisfaction. Used especially in reference to women. The date went well at first, but I could tell after a while that he was more interested in just getting some ass than developing any sort of relationship. We were all out for a fun night of dancing, but Sarah was on the prowl to get a hot piece of ass.
4. rude slang A person, especially as the object of derision, anger, or violence. (Always comes after a possessive adjective.) If we ever find him, his ass is dead, understand? Tommy, get your ass inside this second!
5. rude slang Used after "like" to describe someone or something as being disgusting. I'm sure I smell like ass after being in the gym all afternoon. Yuck, this soup tastes like ass!
6. rude slang Used after "like" to describe someone or something as being bad or unpleasant. I shouldn't have drank so much last night. I feel like utter ass this morning. His painting looked like ass, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings.
7. rude slang Ridiculous lies or nonsense. Used to express irritation or exasperation. You mean we have to come in on Saturday for work, too? God, what a bunch of ass! His whole speech was a load of ass from beginning to end.
8. rude slang A stupid, boorish, or inept person. In this usage, "ass" is a reference to donkeys and other animals of the subgenus Asinus. Why do you have to be such an ass, Jerry? Can't you act with a little bit of tact and common sense? I felt like a total ass after realizing that what I'd said had come across as so offensive.
9. rude slang Used immediately after an adjective (usually connected by a hyphen) to intensify its meaning. Wow, that's one big-ass TV you've got there! How many inches is it? Please, Dave, not another one of your stupid-ass jokes.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

ass

1. n. the buttocks. (Usually objectionable.) This big monster of a guy threatened to kick me in the ass if I didn’t get out of the way.
2. n. women considered as sexual gratification. (Rude and derogatory.) All he could think about was getting some ass.
3. n. one’s whole body; oneself. (Usually objectionable.) Your ass is really in trouble!
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See:
  • (as) cold as a well digger's ass (in January)
  • (one's) ass is grass
  • (one's) ass is on the line
  • (one's) ass off
  • (someone) can kiss my ass
  • a can of whoop-ass
  • a hair across (one's) ass
  • a pain in the arse
  • a piece of ass
  • as if the sun shines out (one's) backside
  • ask my arse
  • ass
  • ass end of nowhere
  • ass in a lion's skin
  • ass in a sling
  • ass in a sling, have one's
  • ass in a sling, to have/get one's
  • ass out
  • ass over teacup
  • ass over teakettle
  • ass over tit
  • ass-backwards
  • ass-chewing
  • assholes and elbows
  • ass-kicker
  • ass-kisser
  • ass-kissing
  • ass-licker
  • ass-licking
  • ass-out hug
  • ass-wipe
  • badass
  • bag ass
  • bag ass out of (somewhere)
  • bag ass out of somewhere
  • bare-ass
  • bare-assed
  • barrel ass
  • barrel ass out of (somewhere)
  • barrel ass out of somewhere
  • be on (one's) ass
  • be up (one's) ass
  • bet one's ass
  • big-ass
  • bite (someone) in the ass
  • blow smoke up (one's) ass
  • blow smoke up someone's ass
  • blow sunshine up (one's) ass
  • bore the ass off (one)
  • break (one's) ass
  • break one's ass
  • break/bust one's ass
  • bring (one's) ass to an anchor
  • bust (one's) ass
  • bust (one's) balls
  • bust (one's) butt
  • bust (one's) hump
  • bust a cap in (someone's) ass
  • bust ass
  • bust ass cold
  • bust ass out of (some place)
  • bust ass out of some place
  • bust ass out of somewhere
  • bust ass to do something
  • bust one’s ass
  • bust one’s ass to do something
  • bust somebody's ass/balls/butt/hump
  • bust your ass
  • bust your ass/balls/butt/hump
  • bust-ass
  • butt-kicker
  • candy-ass
  • candy-assed
  • cheap-arse Tuesday
  • chew (away) at (something)
  • chew (one's) ass (out)
  • chew out
  • chew someone’s ass out
  • chew someone's ass
  • chew your ass
  • cold as a welldigger's ass
  • couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
  • cover (one's) ass
  • cover ass
  • cover one's ass
  • cover one's/your ass (CYA)
  • Cover your ass
  • cover your ass with paper
  • cover your back
  • cut ass
  • cut ass out of (somewhere)
  • cut ass out of somewhere
  • doesn't/wouldn't know (one's) ass from (one's) elbow
  • don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
  • don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash
  • drag (one's) ass
  • drag ass
  • drag ass around
  • drag ass out of (somewhere)
  • drag ass out of somewhere
  • drag one's ass
  • dumbass
  • dumb-ass
  • eat (someone's) ass out
  • eat someone's ass out
  • fat ass
  • fat-ass
  • fat-assed
  • flat on (one's) ass
  • flat on ass
  • flat on one’s ass
  • flat-ass
  • get (one's) ass (somewhere)
  • get (one's) ass in gear
  • get a wild hair up (one's) ass
  • get ass in gear
  • get off (one's) ass
  • get off ass
  • Get off my ass!
  • get one’s ass in gear
  • get your arse in gear
  • get your ass in gear
  • get your ass over here
  • Get your ass over here!
  • get your ass over/in here, etc.
  • gripe one’s ass
  • hairy-ass
  • hairy-assed
  • half-ass
  • half-assed
  • haul ass
  • haul ass (out of something or some place)
  • haul ass out of (somewhere)
  • haul ass out of somewhere
  • have (one's) ass in a sling
  • have (one's) head up (one's) ass
  • have a corncob up (one's) ass
  • have a corncob up ass
  • have a poker up (one's) ass
  • have a wild hair up (one's) ass
  • have a wild hair up one’s ass
  • have ass in a sling
  • have got (one's) ass in a sling
  • have head up ass
  • have one’s ass in a crack
  • have one’s ass in a sling
  • have someone's ass in a sling
  • have your head up your arse
  • horse’s ass
  • horse's ass
  • hunk of ass
  • if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass
  • If frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts
  • in a pig's ass
  • In a pig's eye!
  • it will be (one's) ass
  • It will be your ass!
  • jive-ass
  • kick ass
  • kick ass and take names
  • kick ass on (one)
  • kick ass/butt
  • kick in the ass
  • kick in the pants, a
  • kick in the seat of the pants
  • kick some ass
  • kick some ass around
  • kick someone's ass
  • kick-ass
  • kick-ass on someone
  • kiss (one's) ass
  • kiss ass
  • kiss my ass!
  • kiss someone’s ass
  • kiss someone's arse
  • kiss-ass
  • kiss-assing
  • knock (one) on (one's) ass
  • know one’s ass from a hole in the ground
  • lard ass
  • lardass
  • laugh (one's) ass off
  • lick (someone's) ass
  • lick my ass
  • lick-ass
  • make a fool of
  • make an ass of oneself/someone, to
  • not give a rat's ass
  • not give a rat's ass for/about (something or someone)
  • not know (one's) ass from a hole in the ground
  • not know one’s ass from a hole in the ground
  • not know your arse from your elbow
  • on (one's) ass
  • on one’s ass
  • open (up) a can of whoop ass (on someone)
  • out the ass
  • pain in the ass
  • pain in the neck
  • pain-in-the-ass
  • piece of ass
  • piece of ass/tail
  • pop a cap in (someone's) ass
  • pull (something) out of (one's) ass
  • pulled out of (one's) ass
  • put (one's) ass in a sling
  • put (one's) ass on the line
  • put (oneself) on the line
  • put a cap in (one's) ass
  • put someone's ass in a sling
  • put your neck on the line
  • ream (one's) ass
  • ream someone's ass
  • ride (someone's) ass
  • rolling on the floor laughing (one's) ass off
  • rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
  • royal pain in the ass
  • sad-ass
  • save (one's) ass
  • save someone's ass
  • scientific wild ass guess
  • scientific wild-ass guess
  • shag ass
  • shag ass (out of something or some place)
  • shag ass out of somewhere
  • shitass
  • shit-ass
  • shove it/something up (one's) ass
  • sit on (one's) ass
  • sit on ass
  • sit on one's ass
  • smart ass
  • smart-ass
  • someone’s ass is grass
  • sorry-ass
  • sorry-assed
  • stick it
  • stick it/(something) up your ass!
  • stick up (one's) ass
  • stupid-ass
  • suck ass
  • T. and A
  • take it up the ass
  • talk out (of) (one's) ass
  • talk through (one's) ass
  • the ass end of creation
  • the law is an ass
  • think the sun shines out (someone's) backside
  • think the sun shines out of somebody's arse/backside
  • tight ass
  • tits and ass
  • up yours
  • whip (one's) ass
  • whip someone's ass
  • whoop-ass
  • wise-ass
  • work (one's) ass off
  • work one’s ass off
  • work one’s tail off
  • work tail off
  • work your arse off
  • work your ass off
  • wrangle for an ass's shadow
  • you (can) bet your (sweet) ass
  • you bet your ass
  • you can't sit in two chairs with one butt
  • your ass
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