couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
(Someone) is utterly incompetent or unable to arrange things successfully; (someone) can't even manage or carry out the simplest of tasks. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. I'm not surprised Marie's event was a disaster—she couldn't organize a bun fight in a bakery! The leaders of this country couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery, so why on earth are people trusting them to handle this situation properly?
See also: bun, fight, organise
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
- chook
- couldn't organise a chook raffle
- couldn't organise a chook raffle at a poultry farm
- couldn't organise a chook raffle in a (country) pub
- couldn't raffle a chook in a pub
- organise
- organize
- pub
- raffle