couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
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couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
rude slang Has poor aim or a lack of coordination. Don't give that guy a weapon—he couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.
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