As if I care!

as if I care

A phrase used to emphasize how little one in interested in or cares about something, often in a passive-aggressive manner. A: "Paul's dating someone else? Ugh, as if I care." B: "Well, he is your ex-boyfriend."
See also: care, if
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

As if I care!

and AIIC
exclam. & comp. abb. What has led you to believe that I care at all? (see also As if!.) So he left you. AIIC! So, some hairdresser jerk dyed your hair orange! As if I care!
See also: if
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • as if I care
  • but who's counting
  • who's counting?
  • perceive
  • perceive (someone or something) as (something)
  • perceive as
  • as hell
  • preclude
  • preclude (someone or something) from (something)
  • preclude from