British & Australian, American & Australian

stupid jokes that are rude but not offensive.

Isn't he a bit old for this type of schoolboy humour?

• not have a snowball's chance in hell
• not have a type of bone in body
• not have a type of bone in your body
• not have much going for
• not have much going for you
• not have much time
• not have much time someone
• not have much time something
• not have the faintest
• not have the faintest idea
• not have the foggiest idea
• not have the foggiest notion
• not have the heart
• not have the heart to
• not have the heart to do something
• not have the stomach
• not have the stomach for
• not have the stomach for something
• not have two pennies to rub together
• nothing but
• nothing but something
• nothing daunted
• nothing doing
• Nothing doing.
• nothing if not