I would not wish (something) on (someone)

I would not want someone to experience something unpleasant.

Getting stranded in the snowstorm was so awful, I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

I wouldn't wish having to go through a lawsuit on my worst enemy!

• couldn't argue way out of a paper bag
• couldn't argue your way out of a paper bag
• couldn't believe eyes
• couldn't believe your eyes
• couldn't care less
• couldn't fight way out of a paper bag
• couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag
• couldn't have asked for anything more
• couldn't have asked for more
• couldn't lie straight in bed
• couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery
• couldn't ... way out of a paper bag
• couldn't ... your way out of a paper bag
• could standing on head
• could standing on your head
• could talk under water
• could with eyes closed
• could with eyes shut
• could with their eyes closed
• could with their eyes shut
• count blessings
• count down
• count down to
• count down to something
• count me in